PS5 Goat Simulator 3 (English/Chinese) * 模擬山羊 3 *

Pilgor’s baaack! Gather your herd and venture forth into Goat Simulator 3; an all-new, totally realistic, sandbox farmyard experience that puts you back in the hooves of no one’s favourite female protagonist. That’s right – we’re doing this again. The baa has been raised, and Pilgor is joined by other goats too. You can invite up to three friends in local or online co-op, create carnage as a team, or compete in mini-games and then not be friends anymore. Get ready for another round of udder mayhem. Lick, headbutt, and run your way through a brand new open world in the biggest waste of your time since Goat Simulator!

• No really, there are so many goats – If you want to be fancy you can wear the skins of tall goats, stripey goats, and many more
• Or dress up your goat in all kinds of nonsense, from rolls of toilet paper to tea trays – Put on a jetpack for all we care
• This time we actually hired ‘game designers’ and we’re told they’ve added ‘an ok amount of content’ – events, NPCs to mess with, physics, status effects, collectables, easter eggs, lies, betrayal, heartbreak
• They’ve added mini-games too, lots of mini-games (seven is a lot, right?)